“Not Today Hooman” – Unisex Oversized Cotton T-Shirt

Lazy vibes? Catitude? We've got the shirt to match your energy.

Introducing the “Not Today Hooman” Oversized T-Shirt — the ultimate expression of chill. Made from 100% premium cotton (180 GSM), this tee offers a soft but structured drape, keeping you cozy without feeling bulky.

Designed for all genders, the oversized fit includes extra length and sleeve drop for that perfect slouchy streetwear look.

The front graphic features the bold and hilarious quote: "Not Today Hooman" — a whole mood for introverts, cat parents, and anyone dodging responsibilities. The back remains blank, keeping the vibe minimal and effortlessly cool.

Care Instructions:

• Wash inside-out with cold water

• Tumble dry on low

• Flip inside out before ironing

Wear it loud. Nap even louder. 😼